Climate Protesters Glue Hands To Porsche Showroom — Complain After Realizing They Have No Way to Use Restroom

Things quickly got out of hand as climate scientists evidently did not come prepared to answer nature's call.

Image Credits: Twitter screenshot.

A group of German scientists glued themselves to the floor of a Porsche luxury car showroom to protest carbon Wednesday, with the stunt going horribly awry when they realized they had no way to use the restroom.

In a video posted to Twitter, social psychology researcher Gianluca Grimalda says the stunt staged by his group Scientist Rebellion is intended to highlight Porsche owner Volkswagen’s negative contribution to the “climate emergency.”

“I’m here in the Porsche Pavilion in the Autostadt of Wolfsburg to denounce the responsibility of Volkswagen in the climate emergency,” Grimalda explains beside an empty tube of super glue.

“Volkswagen is the largest car manufacturer in Europe and the second largest in the world, and the transport sector, the car sector has a huge responsibility in the climate emergency. There are 12 percent of CO2 emissions that come from the car sector.”

Things quickly got out of hand as the scientists evidently did not come prepared to answer nature’s call, and an update from Grimalda claimed Volkswagen did not fulfill a request by the scientists to provide them with a bedpan.

[email protected] told us that they supported our right to protest, but they refused our request to provide us with a bowl to urinate and defecate in a decent manner while we are glued, and have turned off the heating. People in support can’t get out of the building,” Grimalda tweeted.

They wanted the heat on — during a climate protest…let that sink in.

The climate-protesting scientists were mercilessly mocked on social media for not having the least bit of foresight to predict the toilet situation.

One keen user pointed out the irony of using petroleum-derived glue to protest petroleum.

To summarize, a group of climate alarmists want you to believe their predictions of a climate catastrophe for the earth by 2030 – despite them being unable to predict their own predictable biological needs within the next few hours.

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