They Spy on Your Sh*t, But Presidential Poop is Classified — LITERALLY

Why was Secret Service so protective over Bush Jr's excrement?

It’s not just insurance companies spying on CPAP machines, hacking medical devices could be an easy way to murder people.

Now, new toilets will diagnose your excrement and report to who?

The Secret Service went to extraordinary measures to keep George W Bush’s poop from falling into the wrongs hands. (Should we call him Bush #2?)